Top 10: Signs You're Too Good For Her

Good post. Number 8 & 7 seem all too familiar.


Top 10: Signs You're Too Good For Her


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A Guide to Calling out the Imaginary Players...

Take a look at the entry over at Very Smart Brothas on "The Player". Alot of the points they mention, I've thought about and used it as a basis as to who is actually macking and who is actually slacking.

In college, I always wanted to be that Iceberg Slim type playa, the type of dude you see in "How to Be A Player" or even "Van Wilder". And yea, I've had a few crushes materialize into chill sessions, but I never had that Elvis, pantys being thrown at me type swag happening. But what is refreshing about this list is that everybody suffers from delusions of grandeur.

The Husband Store

Damn Spring Break is over so I'm back to blogging. I saw this joke on the web and thought it was soo true.

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except
to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

“That’s nice”, she thinks, “but I want more.”

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where
the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives
Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.